1. hattedmistress:

    oneeyedhaise:

    mother i must feed

    Mother, why do you cry?

    (via someactorkid)

  2. mild-bloom:

    i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

    (via sorry)

  3. perseues:

    when will my reflection show who i am inside

    (via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

  4. lintott:

    no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

    (via sorry)

  5. vogue-hearts:

    if puppies could talk I would never even try to make human friends ever again.

    (via sargentpepperslonelyheartsclub)

    • Weird Japanese music plays:  
    • Me:   oh it's my phone one sec
  6. gifak-net:

    Paper Airplane Machine [video]

    (via someactorkid)

  7. the-anal-rapist:

    My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

    Me: “I’m coming…”

    image

    (Source: cocaineteas, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

  8. (Source: sunnydaysharks, via someactorkid)

  9. neoliberalismkills:

    the real struggle in 2004

    (Source: tomhonks, via communistbakery)